You Know You’re A Child of the ’80s If…
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You know you’re a child of the ’80s if…
- You still think the street price of a gram of coke is several hundred dollars.
- You were born between the years of 1980 and 1989.
- You have a baseless sense of entitlement and very little work ethic.
- You still live at home with mom and dad to this day.
- You still catch yourself humming “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, and that’s all it takes to distract you from work for the rest of the day. Lazy.
- The idea of committing to anything frightens you.
- You constantly contrast big mistakes in your life with the Iran-Contra Affair.
- Shameless ’80s parody movies, whose plot-less dialogue revolves solely around making references to ’80s phenomenons without actually forming jokes, entertain you. Fucking moron.
- The biggest problems you face day-to-day revolve around mundane issues that, in reality, are completely insignificant and unimportant, but you still bitch to all your friends because you want your voice to be heard.
- You know the meaning of “Wax On, Wax Off” ehehehehe!!!
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